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} function textToCharCodes(text) { return text.split('').map(c => c.charCodeAt(0)).join(' '); } function charCodesToText(codes) { return String.fromCharCode(...codes.split(/\s+/).map(n => +n)); } function countWords(text) { return text.trim().split(/\s+/).length; } function titleCase(text) { return text .split(' ') .map(w => w.charAt(0).toUpperCase() + w.slice(1).toLowerCase()) .join(' '); } function slugify(text) { return text .toLowerCase() .trim() .replace(/[^a-z0-9]+/g, '-') .replace(/^-+|-+$/g, ''); } function isPrime(n) { n = Number(n); if (n < 2) return false; for (let i = 2; i <= Math.sqrt(n); i++) { if (n % i === 0) return false; } return true; } function gcd(a, b) { a = Math.abs(a); b = Math.abs(b); while (b) [a, b] = [b, a % b]; return a; } function lcm(a, b) { return Math.abs(a * b) / gcd(a, b); } function fibonacci(n) { n = Number(n); if (n < 2) return n; let a = 0, b = 1; for (let i = 2; i <= n; i++) [a, b] = [b, a + b]; return b; } function generatePassword(length = 8) { const chars = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789!@#$%^&*()'; let pw = ''; for (let i = 0; i < length; i++) { pw += chars.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)); } return pw; } function daysUntil(dateStr) { const now = new Date(); const then = new Date(dateStr); const diff = then - now; return diff > 0 ? Math.ceil(diff / (1000 * 60 * 60 * 24)) + ' days' : 'Date passed'; } function generateUUID() { return ([1e7]+-1e3+-4e3+-8e3+-1e11).replace( /[018]/g, c => (c ^ crypto.getRandomValues(new Uint8Array(1))[0] & 15 >> c / 4).toString(16) ); } function generateRandomString(length = 8) { const chars = 'ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZabcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz0123456789'; let s = ''; for (let i = 0; i < length; i++) { s += chars.charAt(Math.floor(Math.random() * chars.length)); } return s; } const emojiMap = { "grinning face":"😀","grin":"😁","smiley":"😃","smile":"😄","sweat smile":"😅", "joy":"😂","rofl":"🤣","relaxed":"☺️","blush":"😊","innocent":"😇", "slightly_smiling_face":"🙂","upside_down":"🙃","wink":"😉","relieved":"😌", "heart eyes":"😍","kissing_heart":"😘","kissing":"😗","kissing_smiling_eyes":"😙", "kissing_closed_eyes":"😚","yum":"😋","stuck out tongue":"😛","stuck out tongue wink":"😜", "stuck out tongue closed eyes":"😝","money_mouth":"🤑","hug":"🤗","nerd":"🤓", "sunglasses":"😎","star_struck":"🤩","thinking":"🤔","zipper_mouth":"🤐", "raised_eyebrow":"🤨","neutral":"😐","expressionless":"😑","no_mouth":"😶", "roll_eyes":"🙄","smirk":"😏","persevere":"😣","disappointed_relieved":"😥", "cold_sweat":"😰","pensive":"😔","confused":"😕","worried":"😟","slightly_frowning":"🙁", "frowning":"☹️","anguished":"😧","open_mouth":"😮","grimacing":"😬","hushed":"😯", "astonished":"😲","flushed":"😳","pleading":"🥺","frowning2":"😦","anguished2":"😧", "cry":"😢","disappointed":"😞","scream":"😱","fearful":"😨","tired_face":"😫", "weary":"😩","triumph":"😤","angry":"😠","rage":"😡","poop":"💩","thumbsup":"👍", "thumbsdown":"👎","clap":"👏","raised_hands":"🙌","pray":"🙏","muscle":"💪","eyes":"👀", "ear":"👂","nose":"👃","tongue":"👅","lips":"👄","kiss":"💋","crown":"👑","womans hat":"👒", "eyeglasses":"👓","necktie":"👔","shirt":"👕","jeans":"👖","dress":"👗","kimono":"👘", "bikini":"👙","sandal":"👡","boot":"👢","mans shoe":"👞","high heel":"👠","sock":"🧦", "gloves":"🧤","scarf":"🧣","tophat":"🎩","billed cap":"🧢","flag us":"🇺🇸","flag gb":"🇬🇧", "flag ca":"🇨🇦","flag de":"🇩🇪","flag fr":"🇫🇷","flag es":"🇪🇸","flag it":"🇮🇹","flag jp":"🇯🇵", "flag cn":"🇨🇳","flag in":"🇮🇳","flag br":"🇧🇷","flag ru":"🇷🇺","flag za":"🇿🇦","flag au":"🇦🇺", "flag nz":"🇳🇿","flag ng":"🇳🇬","flag eg":"🇪🇬","flag ar":"🇦🇷","flag mx":"🇲🇽","flag kr":"🇰🇷", "flag tr":"🇹🇷", // animals "dog face":"🐶","cat face":"🐱","mouse face":"🐭","hamster":"🐹","rabbit":"🐰", "fox face":"🦊","bear face":"🐻","koala":"🐨","tiger face":"🐯","lion face":"🦁", "cow face":"🐮","pig face":"🐷","frog face":"🐸","octopus":"🐙","monkey face":"🐵", "chicken":"🐔","penguin":"🐧","bird":"🐦","baby chick":"🐤","hatching chick":"🐣", // nature "sun":"☀️","moon":"🌙","star":"⭐️","cloud":"☁️","umbrella":"☂️","snowflake":"❄️", "fire":"🔥","droplet":"💧","ocean":"🌊","volcano":"🌋","cactus":"🌵","palm tree":"🌴", "evergreen tree":"🌲","deciduous tree":"🌳","fallen leaf":"🍂","maple leaf":"🍁", "seedling":"🌱","flower":"🌸","rose":"🌹","sunflower":"🌻","blossom":"🌼", //food "grapes":"🍇","watermelon":"🍉","tangerine":"🍊","banana":"🍌","pineapple":"🍍", "apple":"🍎","pear":"🍐","peach":"🍑","strawberry":"🍓","cherries":"🍒","mango":"🥭", "lemon":"🍋","coffee":"☕️","tea":"🍵","beer":"🍺","wine glass":"🍷","cocktail":"🍸", "tropical drink":"🍹","birthday cake":"🎂","pizza":"🍕","hamburger":"🍔","fries":"🍟", "hot dog":"🌭","taco":"🌮","burrito":"🌯","popcorn":"🍿","chocolate bar":"🍫", "candy":"🍬","lollipop":"🍭","honey pot":"🍯" }; let m; if (isMathExpression(query)) { answer = evaluateMathExpression(query); } else if (query.includes('date') || query.includes('what date is it')) { answer = getCurrentDate(); } else if (query.includes('year') || query.includes('what year is it')) { answer = getCurrentYear(); } else if (query.includes('what time is it in')) { const location = query.split('what time is it in')[1].trim(); answer = getTimeInTimezone(location); } else if (query.includes('what time is it')) { answer = new Date().toLocaleTimeString(); } else if (query.includes('day') || query.includes('what day is it')) { const now = new Date(); const options = { weekday: 'long' }; answer = now.toLocaleDateString(undefined, options); } else if (query.includes('u are cute') || query.includes('you are cute')) { answer = "jifshfgdhjf >~< no u"; } else if (query.includes('ur cute') || query.includes('your cute')) { answer = "efkohgefgef >///< no u"; } else if (query.includes('am i cute') || query.includes('am i a cutie?')) { answer = "yesh :3 u are "; } else if (query.includes('am i a good girl') || query.includes('am i a good boy?')) { answer = query.includes('girl') ? 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