diff --git a/html/priv.ejs b/html/priv.ejs
index 3aebb9e4..899501ba 100644
--- a/html/priv.ejs
+++ b/html/priv.ejs
@@ -303,9 +303,9 @@
       <div class="grid-2">
         <div>
           <ul>
-            <li><strong>No data collected.</strong> Full stop.</li>
+            <li><strong>No data collected.</strong> at all!!</li>
             <li><strong>No telemetry.</strong> We don’t phone home.</li>
-            <li><strong>No third‑party trackers.</strong> We’re allergic.</li>
+            <li><strong>No third‑party trackers.</strong> Yippe!!</li>
             <li><strong>YouTube can’t see what you watch here.</strong> Its all done on the backend. </li>
           </ul>
         </div>