diff --git a/html/coc.ejs b/html/coc.ejs
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@@ -173,7 +173,8 @@
     This community welcomes humans, non-humans, otherkin, furries, robotkin, system members, and anyone else.  
   </p>
   <ul>
-    <li>Pronouns are not optional — use what someone tells you, every time.</li>
+    <li>Pronouns are not optional — use what someone tells you, every time.</li>    
+    <li>If you ever say “I don’t have pronouns,” congrats — you just used two. Everyone has pronouns; it’s literally how English works. Saying otherwise just means you failed grammar, not society.</li>
     <li>Misgendering is banned, period. There are no “debates” about it.</li>
     <li>Dehumanizing someone for being otherkin, furry, or robotkin will get you banned faster than you can say “tolerance.”</li>
     <li>If you think these identities are “cringe” or “weird,” you’re free to go touch grass and scream into a void instead.</li>